What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.