What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Rock Climber Jokes More Rock Climber Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.