Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.