Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.