French Word Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket?

Independent

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

H Jokes More H Jokes

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Fromage Jokes More Fromage Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

What is another word for a python ?

A mega-bite !

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!