French Word Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

English Jokes More English Jokes

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Fromage Jokes More Fromage Jokes

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

H Jokes More H Jokes

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.