What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

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Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.