What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What the band's name?

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Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!