What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one