What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one