What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.