What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.