What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.