What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.