What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

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What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

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Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes?

Crepetomaniac

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.