What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us