Nobody takes him for granite.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
They all have phones.
I don't know what the worlds coming to
The umpire called it: nine won one.
Fowl ball.
Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!
I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.
The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
Crimea River
Because it is below C level.
Because he was tired of the sigh-low.
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
sea urchingine
Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
Because they can't get past their Masters.
