Nobody takes him for granite.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
They all have phones.
I don't know what the worlds coming to
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
He couldn't get the saddest fraction.
Like a ROCK Star.
Because they live under Iraq.
A topical rainforest.
None, they were all minerals.
Raining elephants !
MUH SOGGY KEYS!
Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.
Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.
Because he was tired of the sigh-low.
Pitch for every airport
My dalmatian after being hit by a car
Nothing, The hits keep coming