Nobody takes him for granite.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
They all have phones.
I don't know what the worlds coming to
He said he can't elope.
Namaste.
They're masters in Arielle combat
Because they can't get past their Masters.
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Green Baes
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
Clearly not this one!
The umpire called it: nine won one.
Fowl ball
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
Let's go ride bikes!
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Dustin Johnson sneezed.
Rock.
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
