Nobody takes him for granite.
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Coffee Mug
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
They all have phones.
I don't know what the worlds coming to
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
The bottom of the fifth
What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.
Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
By using his Magic Johnson.
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
Cantaloupe
It was too mainstream :)
Because they live under Iraq.
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Cross fit
Get out of my son!"
Fowl ball
Fowl ball.
I'm lichen what I see"
Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.
