Nobody takes him for granite.
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Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
They all have phones.
I don't know what the worlds coming to
Fowl ball.
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
The umpire called it: nine won one.
They're both raining bodies
No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.
Not knowing how to use a coathanger...
An escapea
His diet was krill-in him.
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
LO
Tele-Scope.
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
leaves Earth*
Holy schist."
Canadian club on the rocks.
