Magic Johnson Jokes

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

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How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair?

Roll-AIDS*

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair?

Roll-AIDS*

What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.