Wheel Chair Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?

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What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair?

Roll-AIDS*

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

Magic Johnson Jokes More Magic Johnson Jokes

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair?

Roll-AIDS*

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink?

Whiskers on the rocks

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.