Wheel Chair Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?

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What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair?

Roll-AIDS*

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It doesn't sit well.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

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How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!