Wheel Chair Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?

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What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair?

Roll-AIDS*

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

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At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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Because they're missing two towers

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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

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What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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Hot wheels.

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Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!