What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!