What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.