Dwayne Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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Who lives in the white house?

the black man

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

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How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

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Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues