Dwayne Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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What is an emo's favorite note?

G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Mineral Jokes More Mineral Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Current Event Jokes More Current Event Jokes

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.