Dwayne Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

Rock Star Jokes More Rock Star Jokes

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

How does Dwayne Johnson Party?

Like a ROCK Star.

Current Event Jokes More Current Event Jokes

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!

Johnson Jokes More Johnson Jokes

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do space monsters live?

In far distant terror-tory.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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Why do men like blonde jokes?

A: Because they can understand them.

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.