What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

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What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.