What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?