What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

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What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.