What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.