What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil