What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.