What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

What do you call a group of kids?

a migraine

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.