What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

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What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.