What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!