What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

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Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it.

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.