What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

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Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.