Where my knickers at "
A tuba toothpaste.
Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.
She peed her pants (read out loud)
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
Because his flows were so sick.
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
