She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
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When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
Where my knickers at "
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
It was raining cats and dogs
He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.
Swarm.
Because they're both cracked!
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
Alda time you knew who it was !
Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
Take the stairs.
Terminal illness
To keep their pants up.
It Depends
A pleasant erection
When it's thrown from a short distance.
Because they hang around the fungi.
Ten-ish.
