She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
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When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
Where my knickers at "
The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Because they hang around the fungi.
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.
They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
They're both made up.
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.
A: Because he's Haydn!
Civic doody.
In case he got a hole-in-one.
Edward Snowed In
Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport
Here Kitty kitty kitty' !
A: About fifty pounds.
