Knicker Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

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She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

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A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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Where's the evidence