Knicker Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

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How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird