Knicker Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

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Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

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How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"