Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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What do you call the child of two redheads?

Ginger bread

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Same reason children don't attack their parents...

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An incorporation.

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A Halloweenie!

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!