Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

grave-y gravy

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

Halloweenie Jokes More Halloweenie Jokes

What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.