Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie