Predict Jokes

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!