How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !