How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !