How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !