How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.