A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
Its to far to walk.
A horse.
Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
A: Ok you 2 dont start anything
asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!
Tequila
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
