Rage Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

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Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Mexican Stoners?

Baked Beans.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.