Rage Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Rage Clue Jokes More Rage Clue Jokes

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

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Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.