Rage Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

King Jokes More King Jokes

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

Cosmo Jokes More Cosmo Jokes

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink?

Cosmos.