What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

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What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila