What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

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Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.