What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

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What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue