Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)