Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!