Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.