Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.