What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

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What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.