What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.

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Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!