What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond