What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What happened to the cold jellyfish ?

It set !

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What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.