What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

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What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies?

WILL.I.WAS

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.