Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

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What's the deal with airline food!?

LMAO

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"