Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

Why didn't the Mexican go "bow hunting" with the Native American?

He didn't Habanero.

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What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.