Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why was the Native American so tired?

Because he'd been up all night building ATP.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."