Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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IndiGENIUS

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Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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OC You make a reservation

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."