What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza