What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

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He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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Mahalo bro lights.

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ilLITerate

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He had only one pupil.

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza