What happens when Turkeys get the commo...

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Common Cold Jokes More Common Cold Jokes

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.