What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

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What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.