What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.