What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.