What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise