What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

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How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"