What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise