What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"