What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.