What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back