Jehovah Jokes

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

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Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?