Jehovah Jokes

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

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