Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own?

It's two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards