Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!