What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

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Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty