What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.