What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.