What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer