What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

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What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.