What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

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What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.