Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.