Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Fool proof!
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.