1023 Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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My erection.

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

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A: Every man for himself.

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What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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Rolling Stones

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!