1023 Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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Cut off his hands

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Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

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What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.