1023 Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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6.02 Jokes More 6.02 Jokes

What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Which band does rockclimbers listen to ?

Rolling Stones

What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

6.022 Jokes More 6.022 Jokes

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."