1023 Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

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What do you call a band of otters!?

otterpop

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.