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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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How late?

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Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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Because they couldn't get a gig.

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What do you call a band of otters!?

otterpop

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tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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6.02 Jokes More 6.02 Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE