Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.