Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.