Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck