Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What did you expect?

Honestly.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck