What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.