Straw Jokes

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!