How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.