How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.

Previous Random Joke Next

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

24 Hour Jokes More 24 Hour Jokes

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.