24 Hour Jokes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.