It got hit by a truck
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Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Because the bar was rattled !
It has a rattle.
Because it goes with a rattle.
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !
He died in agony !
They want to catch the last goal-post !
Annette.
They're both al dente.
You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts
There's whiteout on the screen.
He's still there.
None, the two are not a snake
A civil serpent
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing
It twerked.
