It got hit by a truck
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Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Because the bar was rattled !
It has a rattle.
Because it goes with a rattle.
He can never find the Loki.
Because he plays with Pooh.
Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.
Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'
He's a keeper"
Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.
A fresh air freak.
See if she'll perform black magic.
Moussaka
hit by a car.
Earthquakes stop shaking
To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
He got hit by a bus!
I dropped it on his head.
