It got hit by a truck
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Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Because the bar was rattled !
It has a rattle.
Because it goes with a rattle.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
A Bee-Ear
He was ill.
You get banned from the petting zoo.
He had only one pupil.
He only had one pupil.
My erection.
A swallow.
A: Sandwitch
Because it's always burned at the stake
My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
He's a keeper"
They want to catch the last goal-post !
B flat.
and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
