It got hit by a truck
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Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Because the bar was rattled !
It has a rattle.
Because it goes with a rattle.
A tumblr.
He died in agony !
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
Sir, you dropped your receipt!"
Drops it like it's hot.
Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
Metal Gears
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
Cuz they take all the green cards
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts
They're both al dente.
