It got hit by a truck
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Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Because the bar was rattled !
It has a rattle.
Because it goes with a rattle.
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
Shaken. Not stirred
A tumblr.
He died in agony !
Under a bar of soap.
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!
Steven Spellberg!
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
He drops the base!
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Their last hit was the wall
Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?
Banks
They toasted the bride and groom.
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