What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

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What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"