What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

A: My pop is bigger than your pop.

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.