What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.