What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.