Avogadro Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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An order for two large plains.

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.