He was a mole
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GuacaMole!
Avogadros
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
With lots of Avogadro!
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Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute
Whinny wants to!
An oncologist
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Bro, mine
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
A two-eyed onion.
A Baked Potato
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"
Incommunicado
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