Avogadro Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Avogadro Number Jokes More Avogadro Number Jokes

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96