Avogadro Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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Because they're all about number one

What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

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Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.