Avogadro Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.