What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Avogadro Jokes More Avogadro Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.