What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

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What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE