How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

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How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich