How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

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She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich