What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."