What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong