What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.