What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst