What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

What does a walrus have in common with tupperware?

They both like a tight seal

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What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.